better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole >town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus < north pole >town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}
(by Frank Carey, AT&T Bell Laboratories, 1985)
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry;
You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why;
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He's checking his list, checking it twice;
Going to find out who's been naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He knows who is sleeping, he knows who is awake.
He knows who has been bad or good;
So be good for goodness sake.
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry;
You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why;
Santa Claus is coming to town.